now that we’re alone
//seductively brushes cracker crumbs off bed//
ah yes its june i successfully wasted 5 months of the year again
if you compliment me once i’ll think about it every night for twelve years
ten years from now i’m gonna be in my kitchen making dinner for my family and the news will be playing in the background and the reporter will go, ‘former boy band member and teen heart throb harry styles got married in london today’ and i’m gonna lose it and pull a knife on my husband or something.
if my kids end up being better looking than me theyre grounded
im having one of those unattractive days
i mean years